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  2. Switch

    1. Ana: I don't wanna studyyyy
    2. Boyfriend: I don't wanna go to work.... Wanna trade?
    3. Ana: FUCK YEA! You learn about criminal procedure and how to execute warrants and I'll go play with tools and planes all day!
    4. Boyfriend: Ummmmm no.
     
  3. Awesome

    1. Boyfriend: You're so sexy!... I can't believe you're my girlfriend!
    2. Ana: What makes you say that?
    3. Boyfriend: Because you're so sexy!! Its awesome!!
     
  4. 16:01 7th Jul 2014

    Notes: 7018

    Reblogged from lachicanarosie

    walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

    People say “professional”

    when what they really mean is “not having visual/behavioral markers of being poor, disabled, or culturally ‘other’”

    which effectively shuts out of professional careers the very people who are most likely to be in dire need of income

    I see your bullshit

     
  5. 16:00 6th Jul 2014

    Notes: 64453

    Reblogged from omnisam

    sherlockshomosnacktuals:

    In the past month 300 girls in Nigeria were abducted to be sold as sex slaves because “education for women is evil,” a girl in Connecticut got stabbed after telling a boy “no” when asked if she’d go to prom with him, and now some self-proclaimed “supreme gentlemen” went on a misogynistic, mass-murdering rampage because girls didn’t want to sleep with him.

    How the fuck could anyone possibly still think that we don’t need feminism.

     
  6. 08:00

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    Reblogged from starcandii

    hellyeahyums:

    the-gingerdancer:

    sextronautt:

    how can lawyers argue without crying 

    or swearing

    if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

    now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

    "he has been found guilty

    "HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

     
  7. 16:01 5th Jul 2014

    Notes: 14419

    Reblogged from thereal1990s

    (Source: haringtonskits)

     
  8. 08:00

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    Reblogged from mydrunkkitchen

    kennyvee:

    kjuw89:

    justplainsomething:

    hermionegranger:

    Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

    #FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

    Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

    It’s a miracle!

    That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

    That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

    It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

     
  9. Sure?

    1. Ana: Are you sure you want me to live with you?
    2. Boyfriend: Well I definitely don't want you to leave... And I love you... Sooo we'll make it work. Don't worry.
     
  10. 08:00

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    Reblogged from seriouslyamerica

    If anti-choice protestors can congregate outside clinics without buffer zones, we should congregate outside their churches and crisis pregnancy centers.

    eviltessmacher:

    bspolitics:

    cognitivedissonance:

    Time to fight fire with fire.

    A group did just that in Louisville, KY last week. I hope to see a whole lot more of it. Give them a taste of their own medicine and see how they like it.

    The time has come to begin using their own tactics against them.